I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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