kristin has been a bad kristin
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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