So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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