Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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