im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
