It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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