Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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