dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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