you would pick up someone in the library
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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