nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
My butt remains clenched, sir.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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