So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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