Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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