I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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