Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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