THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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