I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
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There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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