Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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