Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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