how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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