how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
you win again, gameday.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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