i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
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My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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