he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
there is puke in my bra ... again
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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