just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i think i have herpe
just one?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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