She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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