i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Oh god it's open bar.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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