I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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