I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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