It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
she pinky promised me she was 18
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Are these your boobs on my camera?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize