I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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