If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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