I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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