just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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