So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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