i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
dude. I can hear the air.
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