Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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