It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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