You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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