Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
I see more hoeing in ur future
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