Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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