There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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