I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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