Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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