I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
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I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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