i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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