Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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