I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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