I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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