: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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