I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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