I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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