So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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