He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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