Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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