Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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