i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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