I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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